Tourist Information

Should you have gleaned all you can from the likes of us, thoroughly studied your printable Bratislava pdf, and still have questions, the Old Town tourist info office is your best recourse. Here you can collect pamphlets and pretty pictures, arrange tours and excursions, find accommodation and buy tickets for events and public transport. See those snazzy computers? You can't search Bratislava Life on them. Nor can you search the internet at large. What you can do is check your email for exactly 15 minutes if you use certain email providers. But chances are you won't get that far as the strange keyboard and lack of a proper mouse will throw you into fits long before...

Smiling, helpful staff would be a bonus.

There are also tourist information desks at the airport, the passenger port and the main train station. Ask them where you can find someone that smiles.