Traja Musketieri

Challenging fellow guests to a duel may be frowned upon, but wine fueled revelry is perfectly OK at 'The Three Musketeers'(just so long as you don't get your weapons out). This hearty cellar dive has been a popular hit with locals, and guests can tuck into such intriguing dishes as 'The chambermaid's delight' and 'Grandma Planchet's Hen'. Don't expect nimbly pimbly nouvelle cuisine, rather the kind of fare that the 'Garcon of Gascogne' might quaff before he rode into battle.

were there not 4 Muskateers?

'The Queen's Whims' gets my vote!